The Rev. Pope Wilco presents an introduction to the Church and the sacred substance known as SLACK
as passed down by J.R. Bob Dobbs.
- Do people think you're strange?
- Do you?
- Do you think there is a vast conspiracy holding you down?
You may be right!
Finally - You Can Be What You Won't!
Just one big joke you can believe in!
- Excuses for Everything
- Short Duration Marriages/ Divorces
- Short Duration Personal Saviors
Pull the wool over your own eyes at the location of your choosing.
- See: Holy relics and demonstrations of the magic of SLACK (or not)
- Hear: Screams of joy and pain (or don't)
- Feel: the crippling and healing powers of SLACK (or not)
It doesn't make a difference! After all, you'll pay to know what you really think!
Performances Ah - Um - Er - Services available in time lengths stretching between 7 min. and 1hr.
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And for those just wondering - The Rev. Pope Wilco has been ordained by the Church of the SubGenius and the Discordians but would like to quote "Bob" and say for the record "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
As an aside... official Devivals and X-Day rehearsals are much more interesting with the attendance of revered mutants such as Rev.Ivan Stang, St.Janor Hipercleats and Mark Mothersbaugh - but try finding one down here in Louisiana -- good luck -- all we have is Mardi Gras.